Purposefully sleeping on the "wrong" side of the bed tonight... Tomorrow will be so confusing. #fb 12:35 am Feb 09
@thecrookedbush *like* 12:32 am Feb 09
I hate when I drink sleepy tea, then don't ever feel sleepy in time for sleeping and get to work hungover, yet booze free... 12:30 am Feb 09
I love the way you lie #fb 3:16 am Feb 07
I'm still in love with judas 2:39 am Feb 07
So tonight was a giant bucket of #fail #fb 2:00 am Feb 07
I'm sorry if it sounds selfish, but it's me me me! #fb 1:42 am Feb 07
I would like to see Madonna before I die... Maybe if I had a boyfriend or an ex to arrange that final gift... 1:41 am Feb 07
Watching telly on my own then... #fb 12:27 am Feb 07
@Jason_Sensation I'll talk to you topped or topless.. 11:57 pm Feb 05
As always, dp.com strives to give you warm fuzzies during the holidays. (Originally posted last year)
Merry kiss my ass!
“I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.” - Ellen
temperature: 55°F (13°C)
feels like: 70°F (21°C)
humidity: 71.9%
sky conditions: clear below 12,000 ft
conditions: clear
wind: from the calm at 0 mph
visibility: 10 mi ( 16.1 km)
updated: 02/09/2012 2:51 am
that was quite possibly one of the strangest things ever.
i totally want to sleep with that hot santa on your blog.