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That’s What He Twittered

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ya, okay, I thought it was funny…had to be there I guess… tough crowd

posted by Darryl

on 07/03 at 11:04 PM

it is totally funny. just slow around here due to the holiday and what-not..

posted by daniel

on 07/04 at 10:48 AM

cocktail: Cosmo!

That’s funny. Desperate times call for desperate, outrageous measures. I personally wouldn’t cancel it because with my luck I would get pulled over and lose my liscence or something like that.

posted by aaliyah

on 07/06 at 02:19 PM

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