I am married to a pervert. You see, sometimes our ex-pro-football player neighbor has folks over to use his hot tub. The last time Richard witnessed two drunk women and the neighbor’s ... erm… large business. So tonight, it being a holiday and all Richard heard a hot tub bubbling somewhere and rushed out back to see if it was the neighbor. I guess he enjoyed the show the last time?? I was going to link to the last time, but there is far to many posts with ‘neighbor’ to dig through after so much champagne. Suffice it to say that it was comical the way Richard ran down the stairs and out the back door.

Anyhoo. I am married to a pervert. A pervert that is now calling me to bed. Heh. I think the bubbles went to his head.

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