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@moxiegirls babies.... are little. 11:56 pm Feb 03

I just ousted @lazsd as the mayor of The Famous Tiki Bar on @foursquare! http://t.co/8fWa1EbN 11:17 pm Feb 03

I'm at Haus Of Tiki (San Diego, CA) http://t.co/rHC87lhO 11:16 pm Feb 03

I've taken to calling my neighbors The Oddbodies 6:05 pm Feb 02

@DigitalLasagna ok breathe 12:44 am Feb 02

Just uttered: SMELL THE LESBIAN! Umm I totally did. She smelt clean and fresh! Yay! 9:17 pm Feb 01

I'm at Cheers (1839 Adams Avenue, at Park Blvd., San Diego) http://t.co/CNF6kFyN 8:41 pm Feb 01

At a Mexican place we have NEVER been too, and yet still free shots as soon as we sat down... No one else got any. What is this. What? 7:31 pm Feb 01

I'm at Ponce's Mexican Restaurant (4050 Adams Ave, btwn Terrace & Kensington Dr, San Diego) http://t.co/dKMLoun1 7:26 pm Feb 01

I just unlocked the Level 4 "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare! High five! http://t.co/WmEzSCe5 7:26 pm Feb 01

★ 04/01/10
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I hate this day. Every year some pulls some lame ass lie out of their ass. And every year I fall for it. Or I disbelieve *everything* all day. Basically it’s a gross day. **Insert annoyed face here**

Once when I was little my father called mom at work and told her that the dog had knocked over the fish tank. He played helpless and said she had to come home and help clean it up. OMG she was pissed. I could here her yelling through the phone! He was just saying the “water is just EVERYWHERE I have no idea where to start”. It took her a week to forgive him.

It’s just a mean day. I’m gonna hide as much as possible.



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Karens avatar

The worst are the fake pregnancy scares.  That’s just cruel.

posted by Karen   United States  on  04/01  at  01:19 PM
cocktail: Cosmopolitan    
Loras avatar

oh my god this is so me.  I don’t believe anything that anyone tells me all day on the first.  I hate it.  I’m so glad we are done with that this year.

I’m here from VUBOQ- we are his crushes, and I"m totally crushing you and your blog!

posted by Lora   United States  on  04/06  at  06:33 PM
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