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★ 02/26/08
• lunchtime poll    •   viewed 2532 times •  3 years, 11 months ago

At this point we have all seen the Sarah Silverman (I lover her!) video about f*cking Matt Damon. (Why can’t I just type fucking? What’s my damage?) Anyway, now Jimmy Kimmel has posted his response, ‘I’m f*cking Ben Affleck’. It’s hilarious too. And so many celebs got in on it… totally funny. But it got me wondering. Who would you rather f*ck? Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?

(gay or straight, boy or girl, just play along. it’s a rhetorical thing… right?)


Matt or Ben?
total votes: 38
matt damon
50 %  66% (25)
 
ben affleck
25 %  34% (13)
 
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tagged: funny poll video sarah silverman ben affleck fucking matt damon matt damon jimmy kimmel

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Jonathans avatar

So far I’m the only Ben Affleck out of 4 votes? C’mon people now….

posted by Jonathan   United States  on  02/26  at  02:14 AM
soapbox.SUPERSTARs avatar

I am totally feeling Matt Damon more than Ben Affleck - but who am I kidding, I would probably do them both. smile  You know, if I was not a respectable mother of two.

posted by soapbox.SUPERSTAR   United States  on  02/26  at  06:23 AM
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Karens avatar

Um, yeah.  Totally agree with soapbox.SUPERST AR.  Can I do them both together?

I’ve always had a thing for Matt Damon, though.  He is SO my type.

posted by Karen   United States  on  02/26  at  08:52 AM
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Yoshis avatar

I chose Matt Damon because…i like matt damon more than Ben affleck. Call me crazy, but I think Matt damon is better than ben affleck.

posted by Yoshi   United States  on  02/26  at  11:34 AM
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daniels avatar

i gotta admit. i think matt is better too… plus it was so hot when he said “on the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini bar…”

posted by daniel   United States  on  02/26  at  12:29 PM
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Colin Brookss avatar

I hadn’t seen the new video. I think Sarah’s is a lot better because it’s the original idea but the second one is very good and funny because of all the people in it. So I did the only thing I could, I laughed out loud.

I voted for Matt because he annoys me a lot less than Ben.

posted by Colin Brooks   Great Britain (UK)  on  02/26  at  02:53 PM
Poes avatar

I prefer Matt Damon.  I think he’s way hotter.  (;

I thought the second video was hilarious because of the people in it.  Harrison Ford, people!  Harrison Ford’s bumper sticker!  OMG!  XD

posted by Poe   United States  on  02/26  at  03:39 PM
cocktail: White Russian    
thisisdanyuls avatar

Matt’s just not my type.  Ben really isn’t either, but between the two I’d go for Ben.  Wow I’m having such dirty thoughts about Ben Affleck now. lol

posted by thisisdanyul   United States  on  02/26  at  05:25 PM
cocktail: Kettle One Cosmo!    
daniels avatar

@colin: i like sarah’s better too.
@pandora: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! honk if it’s your birthday
@danyul: oh no i know. it’s a naughty poll… wink

posted by daniel   United States  on  02/26  at  06:47 PM
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Poes avatar

*honks*  It’s my birthday!  XD Thank you, sweets!  *mwah*

I liked Jimmy’s just for the sheer star power in it.  Amazing.

posted by Poe   United States  on  02/26  at  06:52 PM
cocktail: White Russian    
azlees avatar

Alas, with Ben there’s always the chance he’ll pull an “Ad Duck” and scream out “AFLAC” at an optimum time.

posted by azlee   United States  on  02/26  at  11:18 PM
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Jonathans avatar

In my version, Ben keeps his mouth shut (mostly). And he looks like he did back in the day when he had that black and white shirtless GQ cover.

posted by Jonathan   United States  on  02/26  at  11:42 PM
daniels avatar

looks like the public has spoken!

posted by daniel   United States  on  02/27  at  08:25 AM
cocktail: Cosmo!    
katilis avatar

I wouldn’t complain about either, but if I had to choose, I’d fuck Matt Damon.

posted by katili   United States  on  02/28  at  12:22 AM
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