So every time we gather in a group along with Joelle we can’t help but talk about the web, internets, and our blogs. Naturally, right? Kinda? I mean y’all talk about your Facebook pages enough! Anyhoo. So one classic Tenth Muse entry always comes to mind. The first time I read it I was laughing so hard I was crying:
Fiddy Wouldn’t Front. Awesome.

She has another gem up in there where she actually is calling out for help from the freezer section of a grocery. I tell you the woman has amazing encounters of the odd kind. And having witnessed one or two myself, and can vouch for the authentic-ness of her archives.

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Look at what I just found in my archives!!!

I am sorry but that is so facking awesome. IN MY VAGINA!!! LOL

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So I was about to make another funny, yet easy post. A YouTube video. But then something held me back. You see, I really dislike posting YouTube videos. Sure they are fun, instant, and perfect for when a busy blogger on the go such as myself has less than adequate time to produce quality content. One problem I have discovered. They are not constant. Many of the older YouTube videos I have posted have either been removed or moved. This leaves my sumptuous archives a bit less than satisfying. Yeah. And ugly. The videos are like milk. They seem to expire. This website does not. Your very own dp.com is forever. A constant. Something stable in these unstable times. In fact, [morbid side note] I often grill Richard on how to log in and create posts in the event of my untimely death [/morbid side note]. In another fact, that reminds me. I need to check with my host about perpetual hosting. I mean, The Way Back Machine is great and all, but it limits commenting capabilities. (OMG look how cute I was!) Not to mention it is already missing more than a year. Where did it go?? I *know* I was present in 2003! Anyhoo. So yeah. Perpetual hosting. Let’s get that one figured out yo.

Now that I have let all that out, I still wanna post the video tho.
Via echeblog and in the extented…

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Chatting online about food is starting to get to me… I am hungry! You see, we are going over to Betty and Beetle’s tonight to participate in a live draft session for the Fafarazzi game. (We are addicts. We know. It’s like gambling!!! On crotch shots!!)

Anyway, so we are meeting at Betty’s for the draft, and there is going to be PIZZA! MMMMMM! I am getting hungry. Did I say that? I did? Oh.

Sheesh. I need to give up on the typing and get outa here! I just wanted to note that I was able to survive the day after, and in exactly one hour it will be the exact moment of the thing. If you don’t know about the thing, check the archives. I don’t want to dwell on it now. I just needed to make note of it. For me, yanno? 

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One of the things I always do when exploring a new weblog is read the first month in archives. I always find it entertaining and insightful. Today I read my own. I feel sorry for posting all that drivel. Why did I type “Yay” so much? I don’t talk like that… Ugh. And all the exclamation points? It’s like reading a speech impediment.

Ah well, it’s in the past now!

Let’s move on with The Big Orange Button. It’s an ad for something, but I swear I clicked that thing for five solid minutes! “If you don’t like what you see when you press it, just do it again.” Good fun!

via Idle Type.

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