04/02/07
Blonde Joke Monday…
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imageLet’s try something fun! No, not that… You are so dirteh! Blonde jokes! We all know one.. Post your best blonde joke here! Or here I guess.

Come on… the cool kids are already doing it!


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daniel · early morning · 1 comment · ping it
04/01/07
What Better Day To Post A Joke?
funny haha

imageUPDATE: Hey internets! Let’s play a game! I posted this blonde joke here… We all know a blonde joke, right? Share them!! Post your best blonde joke in the comments… 

This is another one from the ol’ mailbag. A blonde joke, so… be ready for that.

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.  As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman.”

  HELLO

via dad.


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