The thought of Becks and Robbie bunking together on Wisteria Lane had me all hopped up last week! Turns out it was just a rumor. Aw! I know. There, there little one..

Housewives Casts First Gay Neighbors via Towleroad.

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David Beckham wants to play Robbie Williams’s boyfriend on Desperate Housewives, the show’s creator has claimed.

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This of course is a poll for the guys. Unless ladies, you know for certain some intimate details about your man.

The other night we went out to dinner. After we were shown our table I got up to use the restroom. Someone else was at the urinal, so I opted for the only stall, which was the glamour handicap stall. I typically try not to use the handicap stall, but will usually use a stall over a urinal. That however, is another post entirely. At any rate, the urinal was wedged between the stall and the sink. Not a lot of breathing room yo. I went in. I didn’t want to touch the seat to lift it, so as I did my thing I was looking down to watch my aim, yanno? So out of the corner of my eye I caught some shadows on the floor. It was the guy at the urinal finishing up. Huh. It is normal to give it a shake or two, but from what I could tell from the shadow action he was really working it! Whipping it to and fro… there had to be spattering. It just looked to be too rough of a shake!

So of course I thought it was a great poll question. Shake it? Squeeze it? Blot it like Beckham? How do you get rid of that last drip?

how do you deal with the last drop?

total votes: 39

one or two gentle shakes, more than that is playing w/it...

 49% (19)

 

brisk repeated shakes

 23% (9)

 

squeeze from the bottom

 21% (8)

 

go for some t.p.

 8% (3)

 

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I just twittered a link to David Beckham (possibly) nude. And I mean full frontal. (via omg blog)

I am like a spam sending porn twitterer. Dirteh.

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