Tonight I think I discovered my new favorite place. It is called, quite simply, Martinis. I love it there. First off, there is an elevator to get up there. Fabulous, right? Especially on Girls Night (where oddly there is always only one girl, but that kinda makes sense if you know Sheila. She is loved..) so those in heels aren’t climbing stairs… It’s in the gayborhood. The decor is great, and it seems to be a great mixed crowd. The pretty people, the average, and a few of the tragic. Heh. Srsly, there was a group of people playing quarters with their martinis. Not pretty. Oh! I didn’t mention the best part about this place. The martinis! There must have been sixty different kinds.. Kinda overwhelming, but in that good way. Plus, the glasses are really enormous.  I have decided I want my birthday in that place. Maybe the next one at least. And just imagine it, with my new diet there can be no cake. So obviously there will be a theme martini! I am sure they could do one that tastes like cake…

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Can you believe I sluffed off Idol tonight? What the hell? I have never done that in the whole.. erm, one year I have been Idol blogging. I am shamed. Yet kinda glad. That is like so much work. Sure I was at the computer all night as it was, but it was nice to take a night off from that. Of course the other half of me is saying ‘but it’s so early in the season’. Blah blah blah. I think once a week is plenty, if I can get Pandora to sign off on taking the girls night, all the better.

So what was I doing? Well for one thing, taking that poll off the top. I was gonna do it earlier today but I was busy.. f*cking Matt Damon. Totally, and no I wasn’t pretending it was you. There is still time to get your vote in if you like. You remember the question? No? It was who would you rather f*ck (with an asterisk, just like that. It’s dirtier.) Matt Damon or Ben Affleck. I know. Tough question. So while you digest that, let me just tell you…

I was PIMPED! I love it. Now we have always known I can be a bit of a blog whore. Heh. But this time I was pimped live! Plugged! At least I think that is what you call it when you hear it LIVE. Yup. I was pimped and plugged by Jester. All kidding aside (tho I hope it was good for you too) Jester has been blogging since forever and has started up his own radio show type podcast thing over on the Blog Talk Radio. It was fun for me to listen in, as I used to live up in ol’ NoCal and Jester and what’s-his-bucket mentioned a lot of my old stomping grounds like Faces in Sacramento… Aw, memories! Oh, and ew, memories.. Depending on the night. Sheesh. I am glad I survived those days. Anyhoo, thanks for the pimping and plugging yo! 

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Another crappy podcast! It’s been a while so I am crappy AND rusty… Bah. Show notes:

Starts with a fake laugh.
Test? What am I talking about?
Bitchy - holiday complaints.
Update on all the work at work.
Health - fitness - shopping - pretty.
Haircut drama.
Girls night missed again!
More complaining. Eh…
Podcast troubles.
Renaldo Lapuz.
B52’s
I voted.
Podcast guests? Shy?
Being cheery is exhausting.
Online less.
Send me hate mail or love letters!
Brothers Forever REMIX VIDEO!! (via)

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Christmas time is almost done. I am soooo excited. Do I even have to tell you? Heh. So excited.

I actually had a nice holiday. Christmas eve we had nibbley things and hung out at the house. We toasted the end of the holiday shopping season with champagne! We watched A Christmas Story. I love that stupid movie! Then the next day we slept in, as I mentioned. I baked up some naughty treats for breakfast. Did a few chores. Oh, come on! I know chores on Christmas kinda sucks… But we had been working the past 7 days!! So anyhoo, after that business was done we got all pretty to meet the girls for Christmas Lunch. (It’s not just lunch that day, it’s got to be Christmas Lunch.) Good thing we dressed up too. You should see how gorgeous the gals looked… In fact you can, on my Flickr! So it was me and my Richard, Sheila, and her two lovely daughters having a holiday meal outside at the waterfront Marriott on Coronado Island. On Christmas. With a view of downtown. Can you even? I love living in San Diego.

Today was a harsh shove back into reality as I once again returned to work. But really it was fine. Still, I cannot wait till my long weekend. 

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The Lovely Mistresses of George W. Bush via everlasting blort.

The Lovely Mistresses of George W. Bush is a classically styled, 13 month pin-up calendar ending on January 20th, 2009, the final day of George W. Bush’s presidency. Packed with jaw dropping all-original images by Burke Heffner, The Lovely Mistresses features some of America’s hottest burlesque stars and pin-up girls.

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Okay. It was a normal night at work. Not too much happening other than the expected Father’s Day rush. For those of you that don’t know, I am in retail. Father’s Day has expected added workload. Anyhoo, I was busily working when I was called over to the children’s department. An associate found ‘something’ in the fitting room. My mind immediately ran through all of the memories of things that had been found in a fitting room on my watch. Not pretty. People can be really super disgusting. That’s like a whole other post though. Staying on topic, I figured it was probably wet clothes. People often let their kids pee in fitting rooms because they are too lazy to get to a proper restroom. So I braced myself as I asked what was found. “It’s a girl’s thing, I don’t want to tell you.” is what the embarrassed employee said. I assured her I had seen worse. I knew what she meant. Of course maintenance had gone home. So we went through the awkward and disgusting sanitary napkin removal.

Some thoughts on that. Sanitary Napkin. Why do we call them that? I mean, sure I don’t quite grasp all the mysteries and complexities of being a woman, but one look at that thing and all I saw were design flaws. They are not sanitary at all. Especially lying there, used, on the floor of the children’s fitting room. There’s no enclosure, no handles of any kind. This one didn’t even have wings!! Now I would have never touched it, handle or not, so I planned on sacrificing two metal bars. But still. You’d think with a name like that there’d be like at least one ‘sanitary’ feature..

And secondly where was the mother? I am assuming by geographical location of the, erm… incident that it was a young girl that left the surprise for us. Don’t we teach them proper handling procedures? I mean, some instruction must at least appear on the product packaging of these ‘napkins’. Do we not at least point that out to our daughters? So many issues.. 

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Looking at this article (via Queerday) has made me remember friends that I have had in my life. I do not have many friends right now. In fact, I barely see my best friend at all. When I really think about friends missing from my life, I find I miss my girl friends. Alot.

I’ll summarize as best as possible…

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