• what's up?

It’s my new favorite song. Why can’t I just be happy with Madonna?? 

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• pop culture • what's up?

Hot for words, that is! I swear, Marina is the best thing since Webster. Since high school, even! Seriously. If you aren’t watching her, you need to. Get it going sister! You could will learn something! Plus even the gay folk like myself find her hawt. Sizzling hot.

But really, I had mentioned to my semi-local web guru that I needed a Marina button a few times, and I think Santa was the one that finally tied him down and forced his creative juices to flow. Wait. That wording sounds dirty. Reminds me of a naughty bit of holiday on the web I saw somewhere (don’t look, really. you’ll hate me.) ... Ew. Anywho. The brilliant Brian hooked us up with the one and only original Hot For Hot For Words button. It is not yet officially endorsed, but I am sure my Marina will love it.

I so want to take her shopping and carry everything she buys. Is that weird?

So, yeah. If you want a Hot For Words Button, swipe it and upload it yo. Give her the link love. Just don’t hot link. Cause dp.com frowns on that. And you will be cursed with like 18 years of bad juju. So there. Merry merry! 

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• it's a podcast!

I had to work. I was stranded at work. I had to call for help. twice. Thank gawd for the internet to cheer me up! HotForWords was here… She commented! *squeal* I adore her! I just know we’d totally be BFF’s and go shopping and stuff. Like, if we lived near each other or ever met. Really. Plus I’d learn a thing or two. That’s so hawt. Check her out yo! 

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• gay like that • hotness

Okay, this has nothing to do with the holiday. I realize this. However, doesn’t it remind you about how thankful you are to have eyes? Let’s take a moment, shall we? *sigh* This man has the dp.com seal of approval. (I think that would make a great tattoo, don’t you? Like my signature on an ass. Cabbage Patch-ish only pornier.)

We can make a difference here people. Vote! Vote for Ryan!

You knew we were voting, right?! We are. For the new face crotch MAN of Armani A|X! There is no other choice! Wait, actually there is. There’s the guy clearly missing ribs. He’s not that cute. Ew. Then there’s the shaved headed guy. He’s hawt in that come-and-do-me kinda way… Ooh er! Come on tho! Ryan is clearly the hawtest, total package kinda guy. He has hair, a great face, all his ribs (I have a friend that counted), and the mystery of the less revealing black briefs. Exciting! So you have to take 2.2 seconds to register. Don’t you want pretty ads in your magazines? Go vote! 

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• hotness • link-tastic!

Neil Haskell. Dancing. In his Boxer-briefs. Hawt. (site possibly NSFW)
See the whole set at ThinkInColor.net. Thank you Ethan!

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• what's up?

I do. You see, I watch the local news. The Local 8 News, that is. I am fiercely loyal too. I will force Richard to change channels 20 minutes in if I catch him on Fox or that Channel 10 crap. That is news for ugly people. Local 8 is gorgeous. For gorgeous people!

I used to refer to it as my Lesbian News. At the hour I watch it is the fabulously hawt news divas anchoring. Miss Kathleen Bade and Miss Barbara-Lee Edwards.

Could they be cuter? The lesbian thing was all in my head, but come on. I felt like a lesbian watching. They present my local news with a touch of class, beauty. Then I met Kyle. Sorry ladies, but Kyle is my man.. Sure I have no idea what he is talking about. Something with sporting events. He gets so excited about them. He is cute when he is excited… Luckily he is on the very same Local 8 news. So cute.. I’d post his photo too, but I think he’s cuter on air. Or at a game. His Glamour Shot is not the most flattering. Just trust me. Totally hawt.

And there’s more. Look at Dan Cohen! Or the old guy with princess hours.. even he’s cute!

Just when I couldn’t love my news any more.. 2 things happened. 1) The Weather Guy lost weight. Matt Baylow people! Lookin’ sexay!  2) Spencer Washburn (clearly got rid of replaced that side talker, tho he wasn’t that bad looking for a side talker). Another photo that does the man no justice. He is riveting. It’s the eyes. I think his camera man likes him too. He gets taped in front of the best scenery possible. Tonight he was on Harbor Island with the San Diego skyline lit up behind him. Aw Spence!

My news show is total eye-candy. I swear I have seen more news since I moved to San Diego than ever before in my entire life combined. Local 8 rocks yo!

Did I mention the whole thing is presented in HD? Oh yeah! Helloo Kyle! What were those Charger people up to this week?? *stares*

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• hotness • link-tastic!

Mormons Exposed via Coolios.

Hawt. 

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• hotness • link-tastic!

Missing that weekly dose of Danny Tidwell and Neil Haskell dancing topless on So You Think You Can Dance?
OMG, how fit: Danny and Neil on omg blog. 

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• aw, love

I wore my man’s underwear. I meant to Twitter it. I felt secretly naughty all day! Weird. I mean, I do that all the time. Wear his underwear, that is.. Maybe it was because this pair was tighter, sleeker, maybe a bit sexier than everyday underwear? Because they totally were. I dunno.

But… Grrr!

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• pop culture

Opening number looks to be inspired by the internet famous zombie number, only drowned people? Good, but not as good as the zombie number in my opinion. Wade choreographed both.

Cat looks human tonight! Cute even! The dress is very cute, feathered… although I think she ran out of time in make-up. What’s with that hair? Speaking of hair, when did Mary get those highlights? Erm?

Debbie Allen sits in as judge. Update on Cedric. He’s going to her dance academy.

On to the show!

Solos: Sabra looked cute! High energy. Straight hair? Lauren danced to Pat Benatar. LOVE Pat Benatar! She did a lot of spinning.. Okay. Lacey danced to What I Like About You. More spinning, but with no pants OR shoes.

On to the boys! Pasha was topless! hawt! Cat asked if it was wash day… Poor Cat. Neil had a shirt this time. Aw! However he danced with ‘conviction’ (Richard’s word, but it works). Ah hell! Danny wore a shirt too! Damn! His solo was very emotional. Loved it.

Side note: Cat really does look good. I am a bit shocked…

We move on to the “Teaching Teacher” bit.

Next up: a Krumping performance. I like it. Nice to finally have an idea how this style should look.

Results time!! Lacey safe. I am glad. She was my second choice. So sexay! Danny safe. Woo! Hot, hot, hot! Sabra is safe!! No surprise, but this girl is growing on me! Go Sabra!

In an unprecedented move (as far as I know) they clear out the studio audience to maintain integrity of the show results, due to the advanced taping. People looked pissed! Wow!

Lauren is going home. Nigel supports her. Mary loves her (So the Paula). Debbie spews a really safe response.

Neil is safe. Pasha goes home! Damn! (But really, if Danny was my first choice, then Neil, why am I upset?) Nigel says he’s grown as a dancer, Mary actually tears and calls him “an ambassador of Ballroom Dance”. Debbie suggested acting lessons! She likes him! 

As always, dp.com recommends you visit Blogging So You Think You Can Dance for better/more in-depth coverage.

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