What’s the hold up UPS lady? You are usually so early. Early and chipper! We can always tell it’s you by the way your big truck careens wildly into the culdesac. Today I have yet to hear you pass. I have been hanging around the house all day because you left a note on my door telling my you were coming by. When I finally got tired of waiting and went out, I ended up hurrying back just in case you were near! Still I have nothing.

I want to go to the grocery store. I left my top down because I knew I’d be going back out after you came! Yet I am waiting. It’s 4:30. Have I become your last stop? I feel so cheated.

Where are you?

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