Because I am running around here doing housework and it’s hot..

Any other questions?

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Clearly I am a domestic goddess. Well, god actually. Either way, I have done grocery shopping, I have laundry going, and I just took a cake out of the oven. In just a bit I will be making dinner. I rock! I also called my mom, but she didn’t answer. I am all family-domestic today!

Just so you know, it is a low sugar cake that I am trying out. I have found that the most effective weight loss trick for me was to cut out sugar, so I am looking to find ways to have all the normal things I like in a low sugar form. Sheesh! I sound like I have one hell of a sweet tooth. I don’t actually, but I enjoy baking things and having dessert on occasion. Most of my sugar was in the red wine I love so much… and the types of packaged foods I brought for lunch (you’d think yogurt was harmless…) So anyhoo, whatever it takes. I was up to a 40 inch waist on my pants and now I am almost ready to explore the world of 36. I think I can handle no/low sugar along with my usual low fat.

Okay, I gotta create a meal. Richard isn’t home yet, but I don’t wanna eat too late. Besides, we’ve been arguing all day anyway. I can eat on my own.

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Apparently a real dry cleaner too. Amazing! (via Richard)

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I am wearing a white and grey striped dress shirt with light grey flat front pants. The tie is pink. If only I had white shoes, a white belt, and a hat.

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Okay, so like, this is the best link ever. A sign language tutorial for everyday people. Really. I have always wondered about the signs for more obscure phrases, like “Blowjob” or the always handy “Pull my pants down” or even “I want to pull the shrieking voices from my head and smoosh them!” (I could have used that last one just today!)

Fudtz Sign Language via Martinis, Persistence, and a Smile

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