So I have to admit it… All the hoopla about MMS for iPhone and my ‘sexting’ comments (I love that!) got me wondering. Have you ‘sexted’? I mean via cell phone, sent pictures and received pictures and talked dirty and got… erm, off with someone?

have YOU sexted?

total votes: 29

yes. love it. all the time

 34% (10)

 

once, it was weird.

 14% (4)

 

no

 48% (14)

 

what's that?

 0% (0)

 

i've just heard of it!

 3% (1)

 

tagged: iphone poll text sexting mms lunchtime poll

So dude. I have had this Christmas tree up for nearly a month. Enough is enough! I announced over the weekend that tomorrow I am hauling it out and packing it away. That was greeted by Richard (my better half?) with a mild protest. He wants it up till after New Years. Ew. I mean, okay, people all have traditions. My mother and I have been known to take it down Christmas Day. Come on, *after presents* of course! We’d even wait till after lunch, then out it went! So for me the thing is well outlived its welcome. So my question is: When is the appropriate time to de-Christmasify your home?

when do you take the tree down?

total votes: 18

asap! i want my house back to normal!

 28% (5)

 

after new years eve

 56% (10)

 

it's good luck to leave it up all year!

 0% (0)

 

i couldn't be bothered to put it up...

 17% (3)

 

tagged: christmas poll tree decorations new years

I am sure you can vote on this all over the place, but please stop in if you are on your RSS feeder and vote here too. I really want to know who’s onboard with me. I mean, it is The Battle of the Davids… *cue ominous music*

So what do you think? David A. of David C.??

Which David?

total votes: 13

David C.

 69% (9)

 

David A.

 23% (3)

 

Who cares?

 8% (1)

 

tagged: american idol poll david cook david archuletta

I read an interesting post today. It involved sexuality, gender roles, and posed a question. Straight or gay, to me, the basic question is about sexual attraction. Are you attracted to masculinity/femininity or do you just need the right parts? Although of course it can go deeper than that. Sexuality can be very complex.

Sure it’s not at all work safe. In fact, you may be either offended or even grossed out if you click through… But I invite you to check it out. Then tell us anonymously: Do you pick A or B? I will provide a choice C, but you’ll have to justify it in comments.. I’ll leave my answer after the jump.

who are you attracted to?

total votes: 24

as a straight man i pick a

 0% (0)

 

as a straight man i pick b

 13% (3)

 

as a gay man i pick a

 29% (7)

 

as a gay man i pick b

 17% (4)

 

as a woman i pick a

 0% (0)

 

as a woman i pick b

 25% (6)

 

as a lesbian i pick a

 0% (0)

 

as a lesbian i pick b

 0% (0)

 

c (explained in comments)

 17% (4)

 

tagged: poll sex sexuality transgender gender buck angel attraction

April Fools’ is one of those days that I have a love-hate relationship with. I am sooo glad I am not at work today. A few years back at my other job the associates all slowly turned in resignations all day. The first 15 minutes of that was torture because it was so believable the way they did it. Then yeah, it was just funny. I think it was nice that they cared enough to ‘fool’ me, but really I hated it. My earliest memory of an April Fools’ joke was one my father pulled on my mom. She was at work. I think it was her first time back in the work-force since me and my brother had been birthed and junk. Anyway, my father called her in an absolute panic and told her the fish tank had fallen over. Hilarity ensued. My poor mother. She is still pissed aboot that.

So do you ‘fool’ the kids on April Fools’ Day?

participate in the april fools'?

total votes: 11

no, it's childish

 9% (1)

 

was that today?

 55% (6)

 

yes! i am a prankster (best prank in comments)

 9% (1)

 

other (in comments)

 27% (3)

 

tagged: poll holidays pranks april fools' day

Can you believe I sluffed off Idol tonight? What the hell? I have never done that in the whole.. erm, one year I have been Idol blogging. I am shamed. Yet kinda glad. That is like so much work. Sure I was at the computer all night as it was, but it was nice to take a night off from that. Of course the other half of me is saying ‘but it’s so early in the season’. Blah blah blah. I think once a week is plenty, if I can get Pandora to sign off on taking the girls night, all the better.

So what was I doing? Well for one thing, taking that poll off the top. I was gonna do it earlier today but I was busy.. f*cking Matt Damon. Totally, and no I wasn’t pretending it was you. There is still time to get your vote in if you like. You remember the question? No? It was who would you rather f*ck (with an asterisk, just like that. It’s dirtier.) Matt Damon or Ben Affleck. I know. Tough question. So while you digest that, let me just tell you…

I was PIMPED! I love it. Now we have always known I can be a bit of a blog whore. Heh. But this time I was pimped live! Plugged! At least I think that is what you call it when you hear it LIVE. Yup. I was pimped and plugged by Jester. All kidding aside (tho I hope it was good for you too) Jester has been blogging since forever and has started up his own radio show type podcast thing over on the Blog Talk Radio. It was fun for me to listen in, as I used to live up in ol’ NoCal and Jester and what’s-his-bucket mentioned a lot of my old stomping grounds like Faces in Sacramento… Aw, memories! Oh, and ew, memories.. Depending on the night. Sheesh. I am glad I survived those days. Anyhoo, thanks for the pimping and plugging yo!

tagged: blogging podcast poll whore girls memories idol pandora jestertunes pimping

Well back to reality I guess. It was a good couple of days off. Sleeping in, getting caught up on chores, going out to dinner, the zoo, last night’s fancy home cooked meal. *sigh* I wish I were off today too… Okay, time to stop whining and finish getting dressed.

Hey! Should I leave the poll at the top one more day? Have you voted?

tagged: poll day chores reality meal zoo

At this point we have all seen the Sarah Silverman (I lover her!) video about f*cking Matt Damon. (Why can’t I just type fucking? What’s my damage?) Anyway, now Jimmy Kimmel has posted his response, ‘I’m f*cking Ben Affleck’. It’s hilarious too. And so many celebs got in on it… totally funny. But it got me wondering. Who would you rather f*ck? Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?

(gay or straight, boy or girl, just play along. it’s a rhetorical thing… right?)

Matt or Ben?

total votes: 38

matt damon

 66% (25)

 

ben affleck

 34% (13)

 

tagged: funny poll video sarah silverman ben affleck fucking matt damon matt damon jimmy kimmel

Many people enjoy the romance of Valentine’s Day and go to great lengths to celebrate. Others find it totally torturous that a day exists. Some just like the candy. Heh. I myself am somewhere in the middle. It depends if my work schedule allows me to celebrate (this year it doesn’t). I actually moved in with Richard on Valentine’s Day. Isn’t that cute? I do have to wonder why, as retail folk, we ended up with the 2 most relationship defining events on holidays. It is so hard to get time off!

Anyhoo, I was wondering. How are y’all celebrating V.D. this year?

how are you celebrating valentine's?

total votes: 19

chocolates and flowers, traditional and simple

 5% (1)

 

we always go to dinner

 0% (0)

 

just a card

 5% (1)

 

the first 2 actually

 5% (1)

 

home alone. booze, chocolate, and a movie.

 11% (2)

 

our love needs no special day

 32% (6)

 

a weekend trip

 0% (0)

 

@#&% valentine's

 21% (4)

 

other (in comments)

 21% (4)

 

tagged: poll retail romance relationship holidays candy valentine's day

I am uninvited. Or more clearly NOT invited…

...by one of Richard’s friends. A person that we had invited to OUR party. Well now I think this person should be UNinvited to ours if I am unwelcome at theirs. Richard doesn’t want to stoop to their level. I have no problem stooping… (If you are a member, log in for more details)  What would you do?

uninvite or not?

total votes: 26

uninvite! one rude turn deserves another

 31% (8)

 

leave it lie, we don't need more drama at christmas

 12% (3)

 

don't uninvite, but make a scene if they show. just like bree...

 12% (3)

 

pretend you don't know and be extra nice! kill 'em w/kindness!

 46% (12)

 

tagged: richard holiday ocd poll party vagina wine pissed