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A random fact, brought to you by pornstars! What a great idea..

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One has to be careful when looking for free porn, to be sure. The internet is a dangerous place! I stumbled upon this little site recently, and I wasn’t even looking for porn! Because it is completely free, I felt I had to pass it on. A guy loves a bargain yo! There’s even something for the straight folk, totally free!
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Not one of mine, but still a fun one....
Fox News Anchor or Porn Star? via Fimoculous.
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House of 1000 Muppets. (Don’t worry, there’s no muppet porn this time)
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Clearly I was bitching about my chores… and then:

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Terminator Sex Positions via In4mador.
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I am Google’s #3 result for SANITARY NAPKIN PORN. Notice the all-caps. Not mine. That’s how they searched. Like they were shouting. Shouting for sanitary napkin porn! Ew.
I need to wash. I feel dirty.
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