She sends the craziest things sometimes! Hung-over pumpkins? Really?

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Where do I begin?? Betty and I went out for pumpkins today with intent to carve! I mean, after all, we got that power saw at Oktoberfest.. So we ended up at the gi-normous pumpkin patch in Mission Valley right here in the heart of San Diego. It was 80 degrees, I wore shorts, and we went to pumpkin shoppin’! Lots of craziness ensued. We saw a man’s ass crack. We saw Eeyore. We bought a ton of pumpkin.

No editing other than some cheesy clapping and laughing.. Here is our fall day in San Diego. Plus! Ass crack after the jump….

Check out pictures! Here, here, and video here!

‹ wish i hadn't asked!

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I had this great idea to go to Michael’s to look into those artificial pumpkins they had at Oktoberfest to demo the carving saw I purchased. I figure if I successfully create a dp.com pumpkin it should last, right? So there I was at the craft store amidst the fall explosion of orange-y things…

I went a little nuts.

Fifty dollars and one floral arrangement, 3 artificial “craft” pumpkins in varied sizes, a bag of artificial seasonal gourds, and two bags of candy corn later I emerged and went shamefully to my car.

There has to be a way to justify all of my faux fall shenanigans…

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