(Yes, this is what you think. A potty post.)

So I am at work the other day and I get the signal from my, well… I realize I need to make a pit-stop. I hate going that particular number at work, it’s just not private enough. My digestion doesn’t always agree however, so off I went. I get to my destination and start my routine. Yes I have a routine. OCD remember? So I tear off the first part of the paper and use it to adjust the seating. Then I pre-flush (I prefer a fresh bowl). Next, the seat cover and I was in business…

Yada yada yada and I was ready for the finale! I reach for the paper. I couldn’t find the ‘end’ so I spun the roll. Hmm. I spun a few more times. I switched directions. I was starting to panic. I couldn’t find the END! So I tried to tear into the side of the roll, but no luck! It was that cheap stuff that is practically solid when rolled tight…  I worked at it tho… I was starting to sweat. I felt flush. There is no neighbor to “spare a square”. Finally my efforts to tear into the roll worked. I was able to get a half strip started. I could work with that! After much careful tearing I was finally able to complete the final step on my journey and go on with my day.

Ughs. Sometimes the simple things can really go wrong.

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Paper Toilet via Coolio’s.

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Macgyver 2008

Macgyver understands the needs of the average American, tax breaks, free swiss army knifes for every child. A free Houseboat for every American! War on Terror? Macgyver will take care of this in under twenty four hours once elected, no blood shed, just common sense. His solution for Iraq? a roll of toilet paper, a piece of coal and a bit of string. That’s all Macgyver will need for a democratic and free Middle East, Osama Bin Laden? Delivered to Washington smarting from one line quips and red-faced from a beating by a man armed with no more than a piece of chalk and an onion.

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Toilet Paper Origami via Geisha asobi.

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