You know how our main gripe living here is the parking? Specifically people parking in front of their garages… Richard has called security about it more than a few times on our neighbors. It just makes it really hard to back out of your own garage, if not impossible. Well, today it was Richard parking in front of our garage. He figured we’d be leaving right away, but since he was waiting for UPS (who still haven’t come, and we were supposed to meet them here at three) he was parked like that all afternoon. What do you think happened? Did a neighbor call security on him? Heh, that’s what I thought. No. Worse. A neighbor trying to back out of his garage hit Richard’s car.

Isn’t karma a bitch? The one time HE parks like an asshole after everyone else constantly does it….

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What’s the hold up UPS lady? You are usually so early. Early and chipper! We can always tell it’s you by the way your big truck careens wildly into the culdesac. Today I have yet to hear you pass. I have been hanging around the house all day because you left a note on my door telling my you were coming by. When I finally got tired of waiting and went out, I ended up hurrying back just in case you were near! Still I have nothing.

I want to go to the grocery store. I left my top down because I knew I’d be going back out after you came! Yet I am waiting. It’s 4:30. Have I become your last stop? I feel so cheated.

Where are you?

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