Dude. What is up with the spam comments lately? It’s not even bots (of course, thanks to EE), but like real people writing fake comments with bogus links to commercial crappery. Ugh.

Anyhoo, how’s your day? Mine was bad. I have had a bad 3 days actually. My head is just not in “the game” as they say. Probably because it’s all up in some other game. Vampires Live for iPhone to be exact. That thing is the most addictive thing I have experienced to date. And I am unanimous in that. Worse than cigarettes, booze, and porn. I swear I get anxiety if I don’t check in regularly. I get violent if I get interrupted too, like by stupid work matters and such. It’s crazy addictive.

Basically a standard boring RPG like D&D only without dice. Not that I know for sure, as I have never played D&D. I am working on assumption here. It’s basically a chance and numbers thing combined with strategy and a fun theme. Vampires. As we all know, vampires are like totally hot right now. So yeah. The game makers are genius too. This super addictive crack-like gambling game lets you PAY CASH MONEY to advance by buying more blood (since blood is totally currency in Vampires Live land!). I have been bitten by that 4.99 bug twice (OCD). Ouch. I hope I can still afford a car wash tomorrow!

So yeah, this game is sucking the vida right out of me mijos! Really! I feel like a zombie from staring into the tiny screen, but alas, I cannot stop. I need a vampire intervention. Where’s Edward when I need him?

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