The craziest thing I have seen all day. Really. (via)

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Last night I dreamt I was running from danger of some sort. There was this nice lesbian couple and their young son helping me. We drove, swapped cars, ran through a dump, a neighborhood, and cut through houses and yards.

Weird. 

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Ice Cream People (via).

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Do you ever get cravings? Weird cravings? Cravings that sort of sneak up on you and you don’t quite realize what you are eating at first? Or am I the crazy one as usual? 

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So yes. I am up late. Again. Kill me, why don’t you? Do you know what I am doing? Making a cake. Why? I don’t know. It’s brunch tomorrow. No one will probably have cake, but yanno what? It’ll be pretty on the counter. Well, I think, anyway. I opted for a bundt cake. It’s so much easier. I just don’t know how it’ll look as a yellow cake. Now I have to do the frosting more like a glaze. *sigh* I think I am crazy.

Also I am enjoying the official drink of the @blueteam. So that’s fun. Plus every now and then I hear from Shel. I miss that crazy kid! It’s weird when you chat like every day for like ever and then go to maybe once a month. It’s like my therapist went part time! Sheesh! And I mean that with love… *blows kisses north*

Okay. I think I need to focus on my glaze now. Shit. How the hell am I doing that? Nuking the frosting I think… Yes. That will work…

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Okay. I should be sleepy any minute now. I just finished my Sleepy Time Tea. (Okay, finding that video about the tea was a total bonus. I get that brand in the non-extra variety. Same bear label tho.)

So anyway, here it is 3:30 AM. People in other time zones are tweeting good morning on the Twitter. I hate hearing (reading) good morning when I have yet to sleep yo. It totally makes me all cringe-y. Ew. You gotta be wondering by now, “Why the hell is this idiot up so late?” Well, lemme just tell you. I was on the closing shift at work. It’s the one to ten. This time of year its pretty quiet at my retail establishment, so we typically have no problem getting out on time. Tonight tho, as I was making my final rounds I saw an odd puddle on the ground up near the receiving area. It took me a minute to realize it was coming from the fire sprinkler. Just a steady drip. Not good. Our building had a drip like that last year and half the lower level ended up under water when the sprinkler burst. So I had to call it in. This type of issue classifies as an emergency. I had to wait for someone to come out and assess/fix it. On a Saturday at ten o’clock. Yeah. So it took a long time to get someone who would come out. A real long time. Then it took a while for the repair, once we established that it was in fact the sprinkler and not just like weird or whatever. Right. So I left work at 2 AM.

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Today I got an iPhone.

I know that it seems like I am being dramatic, I mean I have a brand new iPod, but OMFG there are no words. You have to own an iPhone to know, I think. Today my life improved. I used to struggle with my online and physical life. I mean, I can only take my desktop so far.. but with an iPhone I am always connected. It is just… easy. All my email accounts are there. All my photos are there. My top rated songs are there. My blog, my Twitter… My stats even! Everything! And it just feels right to hold it. It is actually sexy. I know that sounds weird for a gadget, but it is.

I am soooo happy. This device has… in one day, changed my life. 

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It’s a tragedy! A tragedy, I tell you!

I went with Richard to the mall today. Yes, my one day off and I still went to a mall. I know I am insane. But there I was. I had tagged along for one reason. I wanted to pop into Sephora for a new bottle of cologne. So while Richard was lingering at Nordstrom I went off on my errand. Only to find out they didn’t have any. So I went over to Nordstrom. They had none as well, but suggested Saks. So I explained my plight to Richard and proceeded to every high-end department store in the mall. The young man at Bloomingdale’s was the one that finally told me that it had been discontinued. Thierry Mugler B-Men was gone?? *sniff* He suggested e-bay. He also almost sold me Tom Ford’s new fragrance. But I can’t help thinking as I wore it around the mall that I smelled like the imagery in the ads. I felt like I had spritzed myself with vagina juice. Even though it does smell nice, that product is not for me…

So we finished up at the mall and headed home. It took forever, due to all the joyous shoppers out and about. Damn traffic. But I made it safe, and proceeded to my Mac to do some searching. Thankfully Amazon came to my rescue. They had a full catalog of B-Men products! Which is good, as I was not too excited about e-bay cologne. Or the vagina juice. Although I have to admit that one is growing on me… Weird.

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When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt? Where are Preparations A through G?

Too Many Questions... via The Presurfer. 

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So I go outside to look at the sky. It was 2 AM after all. Just the right time, right? So I am looking blankly at the sky when the neighbors in the next house over drive up. As they are unloading themselves I can tell they are really drunk. Like really drunk, even though no english is spoken. The two guys are all dressed up, and there was a girl that I had not seen before. She was dressed in a very tight black mini-dress. When I say mini I mean mini. Now I ain’t one for spying, so as loud as they were I tried to focus on my night sky. I got my own issues yo.

After a few minutes they got louder and I just couldn’t ignore them. The gal had apparently gone out back. One of the guys had followed. They were arguing in some english and some other language combo. I got the impression that he thought she was gonna be fun, and she wasn’t feeling so fun. Anyhoo. It got quiet after that. Since I wasn’t seeing so much as a spark in the sky, let alone a meteor, I went into the house. I went back up to the den and sat at the computer. It was a few minutes later that I heard the screams through the open window behind me. At least I thought they were screams. They were coming from the same house. The next one over. But I wasn’t sure what I was actually hearing. All of a sudden the music started. It was so loud as to be all distorted by the speakers. I went upstairs to look out a window with a better view of that house. The blinds were drawn, but there were camera flashes. Weird.

It has quieted down now, but there is still a lot of banging and loud voices. Are they just kinky or is someone being injured? I just can’t tell. It’s not even loud enough to make a noise complaint at this point. Maybe it is my imagination. It has been a really bad night for me. Not to mention my sore foot…

Haha, now the sorority gals are home. This ought to be a fun night!

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