And so there we were, in the middle of our “training” session. You see, I had been reading this book that I picked up… “Cat Training in 10 Minutes”. We have had limited success, but enough that I had a bit of hope. I want a well trained cat. One that you just trust. Right? But tonight training was not going well. In fact she was a total rebel in all regards. Richard had told me that she gets like this, but I have never seen it. Little Versace is my baby! She can do no wrong!

But tonight she was terrible. Awful. I was losing my patience! I was… Well *she* was on my last gay nerve and I was gonna explode! She was even unresponsive to her “training”, where usually it goes pretty smooth. She is very smart after all. Anyhoo, so there we were, a soggy chip on the floor and a very naughty kitten. I cleaned up. I scooped up Versace and we went to another room where I could shut the door and eliminate distractions. She still wouldn’t behave. I decided to try a trick Richard taught me. I picked her up and flipped her on her back. I tried to calm her. She fought. I held her in place as best I could and continued. I told her she doesn’t always get her way. did she understand me? No, of course, but in my body language I think yes. After the clawing and fighting she settled at last. I eventually put her down. After a few minutes of pouting (she always pouts!) we had the best training ever and are again BFF’s.

*phew*

In non-cat news I also purposefully pissed off a grocery store clerk today. I know, I am awful. Going straight to hell. Sure. I get it. But the woman was retarded! Look. I was next. All that there was in front of me were these two dudes with like 3 things. Golden. So I waited. Dude #1’s card was declined. He then slowly counted out all the cash in his pockets. Not enough. So then his buddy emptied *his* pockets. After counting, and the recounting (BTW this was the “Express Lane") they were still 84 cents short. So dude #2 says he’ll go to the car and get the rest. WTF? So Dude one tells the clerk to go ahead and “void” the transaction and let us pay. “Oh no”, she says. “Then I’ll have to get a manager to do the void, and just to re-ring you when you get back. No way. Y’all go ahead.”

Again. WTF? Is this woman for real? So she holds up the (only) express line so dumb and dumber can go dig in their car for nickels. So I say something rude as she “apologizes” even tho we all know she has instigated the whole thing to avoid doing a *void*. “This is why I never shop at Von’s” I say. An honest remark. We have complained all the way to regional level with no results. The SoCal Safeway Co. clearly is way different than NoCal. Anyhoo. She snaps back at me. Rudely, of course, but I was not nice and expected a challenge. I was pissed. “But y’all keep on coming back!” She then told me to gather up my things and wait on check-stand #1 because she had called for back-up. I didn’t move, which was good because as expected no one came up. Even after she herself screeched into the overhead. After like an eternity dumb and dumber had found enough pennies in the car to pay and I was finally rung up. Miss Thing at the register and I bickered some more. Dude. I hate that store. It’s always the same. I am a manager in a customer service field and I cannot, will not tolerate stupidity, poor training, AND rudeness all in one transaction! But I feel bad for being so awful. But she was clearly an idiot! But I have guilt.

Gah! 

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WTF, Broccoli? (via).

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Did I survive the weekend? Did I? 

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Yup. Two nights in a row the internet has cut out at eleven. WTF. Do they not know that I reside on the internet?? I cannot experience “outages” even for a few minutes. Take tonight for example. Fred was in the middle of a great story. The internet stops. I showed I was connected, but hello?? Nothing was working. I missed the end of the story. Okay, it was gossip. BUT IT WAS GOSSIP I WANTED TO HEAR DAMMIT!! By the time I was back online Fred was gone. He goes to bed early during the week. Now I have to hope we both remember what we were talking about to get caught up. Spooty internet provider. Don’t piss me off or you will go the way of Earthlink, who is NOT my provider anymore. See where this is going? Yeah.

I am paying for a service. If there is a problem.. fine. Let me know the next day what the hell happened. Two nights in a row, same problem, and zero communication is not okay. I know you know. And I know you know I know. Don’t piss me off.

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I have had those emails we all get from the lawyer of the deceased trying to ‘funnel the immense inheritance through me’ emails. I get the Viagra emails. Today I even had a job offer from Hong Kong to be a Payment Officer. With that position, all I’d do is collect payments, and earn 10 percent of each one. Isn’t that fancy? All I had to do was the usual.... send all my personal info.. Yawn. Phishing is getting boring.

But then there was this letter from Russia that stood out. It had a story line. Gritty drama. I was almost halfway through it before I realized I was reading junkmail. Ugh! But, I have to repost it for all to enjoy! It’s so creative!

Hello!!!

How are you? My name is Nadejda. I am 26 years old. I live in Russia, city Yoshkar-Ola. I am cheerful woman, and like to do many things as sport, camping, go to the cinema, theatre etc. In a word I like to do all what like all people. I work in marketing structure on sale of cosmetics. My dream this travel abroad. I know the english language well enough.. I began to study english language approximately one year ago. I wish tell to you history which have pushed me write to you.

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