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Purposefully sleeping on the "wrong" side of the bed tonight... Tomorrow will be so confusing. #fb 12:35 am Feb 09

@thecrookedbush *like* 12:32 am Feb 09

I hate when I drink sleepy tea, then don't ever feel sleepy in time for sleeping and get to work hungover, yet booze free... 12:30 am Feb 09

I love the way you lie #fb 3:16 am Feb 07

I'm still in love with judas 2:39 am Feb 07

So tonight was a giant bucket of #fail #fb 2:00 am Feb 07

I'm sorry if it sounds selfish, but it's me me me! #fb 1:42 am Feb 07

I would like to see Madonna before I die... Maybe if I had a boyfriend or an ex to arrange that final gift... 1:41 am Feb 07

Watching telly on my own then... #fb 12:27 am Feb 07

@Jason_Sensation I'll talk to you topped or topless.. 11:57 pm Feb 05

April 11, 2007
The Cancelled Show, Podcast # 31
it's a podcast!

That’s right. The cancelled show. Not by me mind you. In my mind the show must go on! And so I went ahead and recorded me on my own without my buddy from Cananada, Sheldon. All in all I’d say it is the usual. You and me, after a long day at work.. Unwinding… Talking aboot whatever comes to mind… Awww. Doesn’t that sound nice? Plus I was nekid. Just kidding! Gawd that joke never gets old! Or is it a joke?

Bwahahaahah! I love that! Okay, but no, really. I wasn’t nude. *wink*

I have to stop.

Mentioned: Shel, Me, Donald Trump, American Idol, Blake Lewis, Chris Richardson, Melinda, Sanjaya (ugh), work, Anna Nicole, the Baby Daddy, and stuff.




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tagged: richard work podcast shel blake lewis sanjaya anna nicole smith chris richardson melinda baby daddy
April 10, 2007
Who Yo Baby Daddy?
pop culture

Oh Anna. Anna Anna glamorous Anna, Anna Nicole…

Now the whole world can relax, we know who the daddy is. See? He told us so! (via Pink Is The New Blog.)


tagged: anna nicole smith baby daddy dannielynn larry birkhead
February 12, 2007
Anna Nicole Was Murdered!
funny hahalink-tastic!pop culture

Sources have concluded that Anna Nicole Smith’s death was indeed caused by murder. Authorities are attempting to round up the suspect, whom they have identified as a public figure who made disparaging comments about Miss Smith just hours before her death. When asked to elaborate further, Broward County officials denied working in conjunction with Donald Trump to charge Rosie O’Donnell in the death of Anna Nicole Smith. They instead obliquely referred to the legendary Gay Mafia that is well known and feared throughout the entertainment industry.

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tagged: links news murder anna nicole smith gay mafia rosie o'donnell rosie o'donnell
February 11, 2007
Haunted Shuffle
aw, loveget in shape!whaat!

So we are at the gym today. I was still doing my cardio and Richard had wandered off to the weights. I was bitter because I had no music. My iPod battery was dead. I had managed to get ‘in the zone’ without it and had closed my eyes when I was poked. Startled, I opened my eyes to find Richard there shoving his earbuds at me. I leaned over and heard his Shuffle playing that Anna Nicole song.

“Three days in a row!” He exclaimed.

Clearly Anna Nicole is trying to contact him from beyond…


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February 09, 2007
Still Seems Unreal
pop culture

I mean I know she was kinda living fast and all, but only 39?

I still think she was the Guess girl… The best one.

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HOLLYWOOD, Florida (CNN)—An autopsy will be conducted on Friday to help determine the cause of Anna Nicole Smith’s death, according to the Broward County Medical Examiner’s Office.

Smith died Thursday at a South Florida hospital after being discovered unconscious in her hotel room. The reality TV star, Playboy Playmate and former Guess model was 39.

Her death came less than five months after the birth of her daughter and the death of her 20-year-old son.

One of two men involved in a paternity dispute over Smith’s daughter is seeking a DNA sample, and a hearing is set for Friday morning.

Smith checked into the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida, on Monday with her lawyer and boyfriend, Howard K. Stern.

Smith’s private nurse called hotel workers at 1:38 p.m. and security officials went to the room, Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said.

Before rescue workers arrived, Smith’s bodyguard performed CPR on her, Tiger said. She was taken to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, where she was pronounced dead at 2:49 p.m.
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