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Purposefully sleeping on the "wrong" side of the bed tonight... Tomorrow will be so confusing. #fb 12:35 am Feb 09

@thecrookedbush *like* 12:32 am Feb 09

I hate when I drink sleepy tea, then don't ever feel sleepy in time for sleeping and get to work hungover, yet booze free... 12:30 am Feb 09

I love the way you lie #fb 3:16 am Feb 07

I'm still in love with judas 2:39 am Feb 07

So tonight was a giant bucket of #fail #fb 2:00 am Feb 07

I'm sorry if it sounds selfish, but it's me me me! #fb 1:42 am Feb 07

I would like to see Madonna before I die... Maybe if I had a boyfriend or an ex to arrange that final gift... 1:41 am Feb 07

Watching telly on my own then... #fb 12:27 am Feb 07

@Jason_Sensation I'll talk to you topped or topless.. 11:57 pm Feb 05

August 14, 2007
I Guess The Tivo Can Wait…
link-tastic!pop culture

The thought of Becks and Robbie bunking together on Wisteria Lane had me all hopped up last week! Turns out it was just a rumor. Aw! I know. There, there little one..

imageHousewives Casts First Gay Neighbors via Towleroad.


tagged: links gay desperate housewives david beckham robbie williams tuc watkins kevin rahm rumor
August 06, 2007
If Anything Could Convince Me To Buy A Tivo…
link-tastic!pop culture

David Beckham wants to play Robbie Williams’s boyfriend on Desperate Housewives, the show’s creator has claimed.

imageBeckham, Williams for ‘Housewives’ couple? via Freakgirl.


tagged: links gay hawt omg desperate housewives david beckham robbie williams boyfriends
April 22, 2007
How Do You Shake It?
lunchtime poll

This of course is a poll for the guys. Unless ladies, you know for certain some intimate details about your man.

The other night we went out to dinner. After we were shown our table I got up to use the restroom. Someone else was at the urinal, so I opted for the only stall, which was the glamour handicap stall. I typically try not to use the handicap stall, but will usually use a stall over a urinal. That however, is another post entirely. At any rate, the urinal was wedged between the stall and the sink. Not a lot of breathing room yo. I went in. I didn’t want to touch the seat to lift it, so as I did my thing I was looking down to watch my aim, yanno? So out of the corner of my eye I caught some shadows on the floor. It was the guy at the urinal finishing up. Huh. It is normal to give it a shake or two, but from what I could tell from the shadow action he was really working it! Whipping it to and fro… there had to be spattering. It just looked to be too rough of a shake!

So of course I thought it was a great poll question. Shake it? Squeeze it? Blot it like Beckham? How do you get rid of that last drip?


how do you deal with the last drop?
total votes: 39
one or two gentle shakes, more than that is playing w/it...
50 %  49% (19)
 
brisk repeated shakes
23 %  23% (9)
 
squeeze from the bottom
21 %  21% (8)
 
go for some t.p.
8 %  8% (3)
 
gotta topic?

tagged: poll penis david beckham shake pee urinal squeeze
April 16, 2007
I’m Dirteh
whaat!

I just twittered a link to David Beckham (possibly) nude. And I mean full frontal. (via omg blog)

imageI am like a spam sending porn twitterer. Dirteh.


tagged: porn nude spam penis david beckham dirteh naked becks
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