I hate this day. Every year some pulls some lame ass lie out of their ass. And every year I fall for it. Or I disbelieve *everything* all day. Basically it’s a gross day. **Insert annoyed face here**

Once when I was little my father called mom at work and told her that the dog had knocked over the fish tank. He played helpless and said she had to come home and help clean it up. OMG she was pissed. I could here her yelling through the phone! He was just saying the “water is just EVERYWHERE I have no idea where to start”. It took her a week to forgive him.

It’s just a mean day. I’m gonna hide as much as possible.

tagged: fish mom omg phone annoyed hate april fools

daniel · late morning · 2 comments · ping it

It doesn’t matter that we set all the clocks as soon as we got home. When I woke up to my alarm at 5 AM this morning I knew deep inside that it was really 4. I knew it was 4 AM and I cursed… I hate DST. Every time we go thru this procedure I hate it just a little more.

Spring forward. Fall back. Screw you.

tagged: time morning dst spring alarm hate fall

daniel · terribly early · 3 comments · ping it

Received:

OMG this frickin’ month is almost half over.

(thank GAWD.)

hate you!*

xxxooo,
b

Sent:

Aw. You are like the Veronica Sawyer to my Heather Chandler… I’ll avoid any beverages you serve.

*kisses*

[NaBloPoMo isn’t for the faint of heart yo.]

*Edited for effect. There was a disclaimer. Something about love and warm feelings for blogging daily.

BTW, I don’t normally post an email without warning the person. This was totally an exception due to the subject matter. NaPoBloHomo or something. I don’t even know what that means.

tagged: love email nablopomo hate heathers blogging daily

daniel · terribly early · 2 comments · ping it

I didn’t hate my morning. It was fine. It was better than fine actually, as the heat wave finally broke and I was able to dress without sweating. I didn’t hate my day at work. Well, I almost did. We are getting ready for a “visit” and we are trying to make our store look like a museum. Frustrating, but I didn’t hate it. I didn’t hate coming home to an empty house when I was expecting dinner already made as well as someone home either. I was just too tired to bitch about it.

What I do hate about today is that I started a load of laundry at 4 PM and just now (at midnight) remembered to get it into the dryer. Dammit! And ya’ll know I won’t go to bed until it is done and folded. OCD sucks yo.

Now what? Creative writing? Venting? Where’s my old iPod? I need music…

tagged: ocd laundry annoyed forgot hate up late   Britney Spears - Me Against The Music    

daniel · the wee hours · 1 comment · ping it

MyCatHatesYou dot com. I should submit a few shots…

tagged: links cats you hate

daniel · lunch time · say it · ping it

I was just innocently making my blog entry for the day. Richard was home. He asked what I was typing about. I told him I was blogging about my feelings. He said, “That won’t take long. You only have one.” “Yeah”, I replied. “It’s hate… Shut up.”

We laughed.

tagged: richard blogging feelings hate   meh

daniel · the wee hours · 2 comments · ping it