The ones across the street. They are going to be a problem. I can already tell. All four of them.

Richard told me that after being unable to back out of our garage due to their parking in the street he went over and introduced himself. Then apparently he told them about the parking challenges and towing and such. Hmm. Welcome to the neighborhood right? So tonight as I am FTPing a recent backup of my blog just in case and all, I could hear those girls outside. Good lawd they are loud! Was I that loud at that age? Anyway, one of them said in an obviously sarcastic and deep voice to her friend ‘If you are going to park here you need to pull in as far as possible.’ Then they all giggled.

I mean yeah, Richard should probably have not played Parking Police so early in the game. And yeah, I admit I am being paranoid. How the hell do I know what they were really talking about? Maybe it’s an inside joke about the friends inability to park correctly. But still.

My gut says that those girls are an issue. Sorority girls, condos, football players, and potential drug dealing mixed in with a few moody queens and noisy Bollywood parties?? This doesn’t bode well.

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daniel · late at night · 3 comments · ping it

Okay, so remember when I told you that the neighbors across the street moved out? Well yeah, the back story is that the prior resident’s (the college kids, well one of them) mother retained ownership. The last folk were renters. Well the house has been empty the past few days. The carpets were cleaned, but the maid service hadn’t come yet. We figured it’d be empty for a bit, ‘For Rent’ signs posted and all that. Right?

Well, we come home tonight after work and there are candles lit in there. In the dim light we can make out people and furniture. At the very least there is a couch. I figured that the college kids were having a party. Makes sense, they probably still have keys and stuff, to keep watch since mom lives across country or something… Except for the part that from what we can tell these folks look different. The age seems close though…. Hmm. New people. Do we have new neighbors already? If so, why don’t they have power? Why were they up so late? Why were they so loud? Why did that car come by and park in the middle of the street?

These are questions that need answers. Maybe this weekend we will know more. I am still hoping for a nice lesbian couple. Seriously. I fear I may not be getting my wish. I hope that whoever they are, they are at least hawt.

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daniel · the wee hours · say it · ping it

The neighbors across the street are moving. This is exciting. I don’t know if anyone remembers, but that is the house directly across the street that used to house the hawt college kids. Maybe someone interesting will move in. These folks weren’t bad, but with the screaming baby and constant stream of in-laws I was getting bored. Not that we want anything too exciting, we already have a potential drug dealer in this court… Maybe a nice quiet attractive bachelor with a home gym in front of the window that he always keeps open while he works out. Or a cute couple we can have over for barbecues.. Gay or lesbian folks would be fun too! Lesbians are sooo cute.

Anyway. See how I procrastinate? Fantasizing about what the new neighbors will be like. I have 3 floors to scrub. I don’t have time for this!

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daniel · late morning · 4 comments · ping it