So I was out the other night with some friends. I have pretty friends. Too pretty I think. Somehow we got to talking about music and this one friend was like all aboot Xtina and some other young hotties. So I pointed out that he was like 12. How can I defend Madge with someone so young? It was then that he revealed that he was older than I. Much older. Of course I squealed with delight. Older? Hahahah. But he looks good… But who cares, I was YOUNGER! But we had been drinking… So all points were lost. Then out of nowhere he said he looked younger. Fuck.

Hold up.

What?

Of course I was graceful and let the conversation flow. But inside I screamed. I do not have a single wrinkle. My skin is not only youthful, I still need acne products. I am as moist as can be! So clearly the remark was aimed at my hairline. Betch. So yeah, you got all your hair but I can see every moment you spent in the sun this past summer. All I need is a hat while you have to apply your Cover Girl. But make up does little for wrinkles. Heh.

Still. I’d rather have my hair. I had a lot of hair once. In the right lighting I still do. Aging totally sucks yo. Maybe it’s time to shave my head? A lot of the boys at the bar were sporting shaved heads. I could go that route. Tall, dark eye brows, maybe a goatee? I could do it… What say you?

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daniel · the wee hours · 5 comments · ping it

I was at the gym this morning workin’ on my fitness when I realized something. All the trainers there are guys. Cute guys actually. But that’s not what I realized, I knew that. The thing is, I never see them training people that need training. I also haven’t seen them with male clients. Or brunettes. Just really cute blondes. I don’t know if I am always there during the barbie girl training hour or what, but it never fails. Maybe there was a Hot Blonde Training Special?

I just thought it was weird.

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daniel · lunch time · 4 comments · ping it

Tonight is the big overnight shift part of the annual inventory process. I tried to stay up a bit later last night to, you know. Adjust. It’s nice that I could sleep to noon on DST day. Hehe. But anyway, I entertained myself last night watching the YouTube. I was trapped in a Mad TV hole, but from back when it was funny. The Vancome Lady, MS. Swan, Antonia… It was awesome.

Today I leisurely woke up and sipped coffee. I walked up to the clubhouse to workout. The gym looks out over the pool area. Since it is an amazingly gorgeous San Diego day, the pool was packed with sunbathers. Girls were frolicking in the pool. Guys were adjusting their shorts as they sunned to get the ‘low rise jean’ tan. Needless to say, the view was pretty good from the stair-master today.

Now I am dressed and ready but i don’t want to go to work. Have to, but don’t want to. Someone enjoy a margarita on a patio for me okay??

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daniel · mid-afternoon · 1 comment · ping it