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@goostersd yes my Sailor's are home! *swoon* 6:56 pm May 24

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Navy in the house!! Like 15 of them lol... @SnoozeAMEatery 12:03 pm May 23

My new fave... Clearly (@ Ponce's Mexican Restaurant) http://t.co/aTrPOqv3 8:41 pm May 22

#glee makes me realize high school for me was a complete suck-fest 11:55 pm May 18

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Of course Puck's dad is from my Melrose... Yay 10:52 pm May 18

#glee did Chicago. Love love #love 10:45 pm May 18

Ok after a day of errands and housework Imma have an Oprah-tini now. I need a new name for my four-o-clock bevvy!! 4:04 pm May 18

@richardallen already got at that chair I see... 3:59 pm May 18

October 02, 2008
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funny hahanews

imageA question that has been floating around the ‘net lately…
Does McCain Wear a Diaper? (via)


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August 25, 2006
Fun With Email
funny haha

My mom of all people sent this little joke:

Are you missing a 710 ??? Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?” She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.” The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, “Is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there.” Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:

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