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Have you guys seen this? OMFG! I am on someone’s hit list… Or shit list at the very least! All I can do is think… Who did I come into contact with in Miami? I am wracking my brain. I sent this into the local PD and they should have armed cops on watch here soon. I am taking time off work as well.
I just wish there was somewhere else I could go! I totally do not feel safe. Look at this shit!
Who is Daniel Phillip? It’s me! Gah!
Hahahaha! Just kidding!
This totally had me though. Miami, the texting! Totally had me going… Pandora... Sweet Pandora... *plots*

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Why am I doing this? One week ago, upon returning from work, I found that my house had been searched, (ripped apart, board by board). My wife is missing. I have no idea if she is alive. Upon retrieving my son from friends house, I learned that my name has appeared on a most wanted list for a crime I had nothing to do with.
I am now on the run with my son trying to put all of the bizarre pieces together.
i am [far from the truth] via Fimoculous.
On the run from the law and blogging it… Sounds about right to me.
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Sources have concluded that Anna Nicole Smith’s death was indeed caused by murder. Authorities are attempting to round up the suspect, whom they have identified as a public figure who made disparaging comments about Miss Smith just hours before her death. When asked to elaborate further, Broward County officials denied working in conjunction with Donald Trump to charge Rosie O’Donnell in the death of Anna Nicole Smith. They instead obliquely referred to the legendary Gay Mafia that is well known and feared throughout the entertainment industry.
Full Story.