So I was waiting to get my haircut today. I should have called ahead to get my name on the list… Anyhoo, so there I was at the Fantastic Sam’s because I am a stylish gal on the go, patiently waiting my turn with Annie the styling goddess. In walks this old woman. She does an odd circle of the waiting area and I noticed almost immediately that the gal was just not right in the head. She was doing a lot of muttering and swearing under her breath. Something about the place being “unclean” and “slovenly”. Yes, slovenly. She of course took a seat right nearby! Yay! So there we were waiting and the old gal just kept on with her diatribe, this time trying every now and then to engage me as she gestured at the closest stylist. “You chop it up boy, you chop it real good for him.” At this point I decided that it was best to engage my coffee. Scary… She made a few other colorful racist sounding remarks as well as revisiting the whole “unclean” thing. Luckily it was my turn. As I rushed to safety behind the counter she really got into it with the closest stylist. He was in mid-haircut but paused long enough to somehow get her out the door. I wish I could have heard what he said! All I know is that as the crazy old gal left she turned and said “That’s right. I got your number, and you have mine!”
It sounded like a threat. Oh boy!
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