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@goostersd yes my Sailor's are home! *swoon* 6:56 pm May 24

Gwen taught us all how to spell "banana" 6:55 pm May 24

Navy in the house!! Like 15 of them lol... @SnoozeAMEatery 12:03 pm May 23

My new fave... Clearly (@ Ponce's Mexican Restaurant) http://t.co/aTrPOqv3 8:41 pm May 22

#glee makes me realize high school for me was a complete suck-fest 11:55 pm May 18

Big girls don't cry 11:36 pm May 18

Of course Puck's dad is from my Melrose... Yay 10:52 pm May 18

#glee did Chicago. Love love #love 10:45 pm May 18

Ok after a day of errands and housework Imma have an Oprah-tini now. I need a new name for my four-o-clock bevvy!! 4:04 pm May 18

@richardallen already got at that chair I see... 3:59 pm May 18

June 26, 2007
Phew!
guest postage

Keeping up with two blogs on a daily basis is a tough chore, let me tell you!

It’s Shel again from orangelounge.ca, keeping things going around here at dp.com. I had spent some time earlier doing important research to keep things on topic, but I am currently on Rikz’s (the manfriend’s) computer, and therefore I cannot post anything whatsoever on Paris Hilton.

I’m sorry, Daniel. I’ve failed you! I’m a terrible guest blogger.

However, I can fill you in on an important tidbit: I went back to the gym tonight! After two months of not going and gaining back ALL the weight I lost. Boo :( However, I expected to have a pair of burning lungs after 20 minutes of cardio, but I was only a bit out of breath. And really sweaty.

Rikz enjoyed that part a lot. :D But I’ll stop before I get too TMI for you.

Anyways, dear dp.com readers, I hope I can keep you sufficiently entertained in Daniel’s absence. I miss him already!


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June 09, 2007
Paris Comics
link-tastic!

imagePARIS IN PRISON ... by all the top cartoonists! via Barbie Martini.


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June 06, 2007
A Game For Wednesday
link-tastic!

imageThe Prison Life: Paris via Cheap Blue Guitar.


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May 07, 2007
Tips For Paris
link-tastic!

imagePrison Tips For Paris Hilton via freakgirl.


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May 04, 2007
I Love Paris In The Slammer
newspop culture

I love Paris in the springtime.
I love Paris in the fall.
I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles,
I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles.

Wait. What? She’s going to jail?! Oh. Heh.

I love Paris in the slammer.
I love Paris behind bars.
I love Paris in the shower when she lathers..

read more >

tagged: paris hilton hilton prison jail los angeles
November 22, 2006
Now I’ve Seen Everything
link-tastic!pop culture

Celebritybuttplugs.com via Uffish.


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Hi. I'm Daniel. This is my blog. I don't update like I used to, but my awesomeness requires an actual website.

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