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I love the way you lie #fb 3:16 am Feb 07

I'm still in love with judas 2:39 am Feb 07

So tonight was a giant bucket of #fail #fb 2:00 am Feb 07

I'm sorry if it sounds selfish, but it's me me me! #fb 1:42 am Feb 07

I would like to see Madonna before I die... Maybe if I had a boyfriend or an ex to arrange that final gift... 1:41 am Feb 07

Watching telly on my own then... #fb 12:27 am Feb 07

@Jason_Sensation I'll talk to you topped or topless.. 11:57 pm Feb 05

@DigitalLasagna hey babe 8:33 pm Feb 05

@tenthmuse want 7:02 pm Feb 05

My eyes are up here...l 6:15 pm Feb 05

November 21, 2008
Princely Penis
link-tastic!pop culture

So have yall seen it by now?
imageRoyal Nudity - Prince William’s Penis (via).


tagged: penis nudity pee prince william royal
July 08, 2007
Where To Go On The Go
link-tastic!

imageMizPee via The Presurfer.

Do you ever find yourself desperately looking for a clean toilet in the city?

MizPee finds the closest, cleanest toilet and gives you entertaining reading material once you get there. Since the service is cell phone-based, it’s always with you, when you really need it.


tagged: links clean toilet pee city mizpee
April 22, 2007
How Do You Shake It?
lunchtime poll

This of course is a poll for the guys. Unless ladies, you know for certain some intimate details about your man.

The other night we went out to dinner. After we were shown our table I got up to use the restroom. Someone else was at the urinal, so I opted for the only stall, which was the glamour handicap stall. I typically try not to use the handicap stall, but will usually use a stall over a urinal. That however, is another post entirely. At any rate, the urinal was wedged between the stall and the sink. Not a lot of breathing room yo. I went in. I didn’t want to touch the seat to lift it, so as I did my thing I was looking down to watch my aim, yanno? So out of the corner of my eye I caught some shadows on the floor. It was the guy at the urinal finishing up. Huh. It is normal to give it a shake or two, but from what I could tell from the shadow action he was really working it! Whipping it to and fro… there had to be spattering. It just looked to be too rough of a shake!

So of course I thought it was a great poll question. Shake it? Squeeze it? Blot it like Beckham? How do you get rid of that last drip?


how do you deal with the last drop?
total votes: 39
one or two gentle shakes, more than that is playing w/it...
50 %  49% (19)
 
brisk repeated shakes
23 %  23% (9)
 
squeeze from the bottom
21 %  21% (8)
 
go for some t.p.
8 %  8% (3)
 
gotta topic?

tagged: poll penis david beckham shake pee urinal squeeze
May 07, 2006
A Personal Question
lunchtime poll

I admit it. I was inspired by something I read over at Swirlspice. So I figured I’d do my own scientific research over here. So be honest kids! Do you pee in the shower?


pee in the shower?
total votes: 42
eeew, no way!
34 %  26% (11)
 
not in my clean tub
15 %  12% (5)
 
yes
50 %  38% (16)
 
yes, on my feet. it's good for you.
9 %  7% (3)
 
i would, but share a bathroom
1 %  0% (0)
 
only if i really have to go
15 %  12% (5)
 
other (left in comments)
6 %  5% (2)
 
gotta topic?

tagged: poll pee shower
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