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@goostersd yes my Sailor's are home! *swoon* 6:56 pm May 24

Gwen taught us all how to spell "banana" 6:55 pm May 24

Navy in the house!! Like 15 of them lol... @SnoozeAMEatery 12:03 pm May 23

My new fave... Clearly (@ Ponce's Mexican Restaurant) http://t.co/aTrPOqv3 8:41 pm May 22

#glee makes me realize high school for me was a complete suck-fest 11:55 pm May 18

Big girls don't cry 11:36 pm May 18

Of course Puck's dad is from my Melrose... Yay 10:52 pm May 18

#glee did Chicago. Love love #love 10:45 pm May 18

Ok after a day of errands and housework Imma have an Oprah-tini now. I need a new name for my four-o-clock bevvy!! 4:04 pm May 18

@richardallen already got at that chair I see... 3:59 pm May 18

April 12, 2007
Some Days It’s Like That
funny haha

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September 12, 2006
Broad Cast #010 Featuring Daniel Phillip
it's a podcast!

In a special edition of the Friday Broad Cast, Betty welcomes a very special guest to the show and hilarity ensues… or something like that.

Topics: Welcome, Animal Piss, Commercial Opportunities, FaFaRazzi, Poop, Soodz.com and more!




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January 25, 2004
Smell Like Pooop!
whaat!

Okay, I’m at the gym, just doin’ my cardio thing. This lil’ gym sleeze gets on the machine next to me… You all know the type. Fully did up with the hair going on, a ton of make-up. I mean really, doesn’t it drip into your eyes when you sweat? So she was hardly wearing anything, and really working it on the machine. Any way, we’re just doing our thing, and suddenly I hear a little “TooT” for her way. Clearly it was her, cause the gal on the other side heard it too. She just kept on going. No “excuse me” or anything.

So now I’ve got my gym towel over my nose. All the machines were taken, so I had no escape. The other gal was trying not to laugh. Sleezy finally went away. (presumably to the restroom…) I was so happy when a friend from work took that stairmaster. What if she came back?


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Hi. I'm Daniel. This is my blog. I don't update like I used to, but my awesomeness requires an actual website.

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