False Idol via cheap blue guitar.

Could it really be? Was Sanjaya an art-school hoax, the brilliant creation of a fiendishly clever 25-year-old grad student at the Rhode Island School of Design?... Naaah.

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daniel · late morning · 1 comment · ping it

I have never needed a laptop computer before now. I mean sure I have wanted one. They are cute, sassy, and it would be soo nice to have at work. Blogging from my phone absolutely sucks yo. So yeah, I really wanted one. But I have to say, now that I have a recliner my life has changed. And it’s only been one day…

Let first of all clarify something, as when I told Shel about the new recliners he was less than excited. In fact, since he called me old 5 minutes ago he has been giving me the silent treatment. Harsh. Where was I? Oh, clarifying.. These recliners are known as chameleons. That means they do not look like recliners. Okay? No, really! They are cute! And not in that tiny Cost Plus furniture kind of way. These are cute and totally suitable for full grown men. So the butch side of me can recline during Medium (or sports, if I wanted…), and the nelly side can add a toss pillow for a touch of color. Cause the things are that cute!

But back to my original dilemma. I don’t want to get out of it. I swear it is the perfect seat for a gym weary body. I can’t wait to try it out after work. Climbing the 5 stairs to the computer is just so daunting when reclined in the fluffy cushy new chair. Especially when I have a glass of wine, a healthy nibbley thing, and a cat in my lap to keep me cozy. I even watched American Idol. That’s how comfortable I was.

BTW. Hello? America? Are you awake? WHY IS SANJAYA STILL ON???? OMFG!!!! AAARRRGGHHH!!!

Okay, I feel better. Yeah, new chair=good thing.

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daniel · evening · 2 comments · ping it