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Ok after a day of errands and housework Imma have an Oprah-tini now. I need a new name for my four-o-clock bevvy!! 4:04 pm May 18

@richardallen already got at that chair I see... 3:59 pm May 18

April 22, 2007
How Do You Shake It?
lunchtime poll

This of course is a poll for the guys. Unless ladies, you know for certain some intimate details about your man.

The other night we went out to dinner. After we were shown our table I got up to use the restroom. Someone else was at the urinal, so I opted for the only stall, which was the glamour handicap stall. I typically try not to use the handicap stall, but will usually use a stall over a urinal. That however, is another post entirely. At any rate, the urinal was wedged between the stall and the sink. Not a lot of breathing room yo. I went in. I didn’t want to touch the seat to lift it, so as I did my thing I was looking down to watch my aim, yanno? So out of the corner of my eye I caught some shadows on the floor. It was the guy at the urinal finishing up. Huh. It is normal to give it a shake or two, but from what I could tell from the shadow action he was really working it! Whipping it to and fro… there had to be spattering. It just looked to be too rough of a shake!

So of course I thought it was a great poll question. Shake it? Squeeze it? Blot it like Beckham? How do you get rid of that last drip?


how do you deal with the last drop?
total votes: 39
one or two gentle shakes, more than that is playing w/it...
50 %  49% (19)
 
brisk repeated shakes
23 %  23% (9)
 
squeeze from the bottom
21 %  21% (8)
 
go for some t.p.
8 %  8% (3)
 
gotta topic?

tagged: poll penis david beckham shake pee urinal squeeze
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Hi. I'm Daniel. This is my blog. I don't update like I used to, but my awesomeness requires an actual website.

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