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Purposefully sleeping on the "wrong" side of the bed tonight... Tomorrow will be so confusing. #fb 12:35 am Feb 09

@thecrookedbush *like* 12:32 am Feb 09

I hate when I drink sleepy tea, then don't ever feel sleepy in time for sleeping and get to work hungover, yet booze free... 12:30 am Feb 09

I love the way you lie #fb 3:16 am Feb 07

I'm still in love with judas 2:39 am Feb 07

So tonight was a giant bucket of #fail #fb 2:00 am Feb 07

I'm sorry if it sounds selfish, but it's me me me! #fb 1:42 am Feb 07

I would like to see Madonna before I die... Maybe if I had a boyfriend or an ex to arrange that final gift... 1:41 am Feb 07

Watching telly on my own then... #fb 12:27 am Feb 07

@Jason_Sensation I'll talk to you topped or topless.. 11:57 pm Feb 05


★ 04/01/10
April Fool… Gross
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I hate this day. Every year some pulls some lame ass lie out of their ass. And every year I fall for it. Or I disbelieve *everything* all day. Basically it’s a gross day. **Insert annoyed face here**

Once when I was little my father called mom at work and told her that the dog had knocked over the fish tank. He played helpless and said she had to come home and help clean it up. OMG she was pissed. I could here her yelling through the phone! He was just saying the “water is just EVERYWHERE I have no idea where to start”. It took her a week to forgive him.

It’s just a mean day. I’m gonna hide as much as possible.


tagged: fish mom omg phone annoyed hate april fools
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Hi. I'm Daniel. This is my blog. I don't update like I used to, but my awesomeness requires an actual website.

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