Somehow I Don’t Think This Counts

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Somehow I Don’t Think This Counts

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As a day off, that is.

Today I have changed the bed, done 4 loads of laundry, vacuumed all flooring surfaces, washed the bathroom floors/sinks/commodes, cleaned out the filter on the fish tank, got the car washed, went to the dry cleaners, did the grocery shopping, and Swiffered stuff.

Good lawd! I haven’t even started making dinner because I have brownies in the oven! I feel like Donna Reed! Only more mannish and substantially hairier. Plus, I don’t think I could vacuum in heels. I’d more than likely fall down. Heh.

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I second the “mmmmm brownies”!
I think you vacuuming in heels would definitely be a kodak moment!

posted by antisocialite

on 10/18 at 03:34 AM

cocktail: dirty, dirty martini!

Holy cow, sweetie! Sit down and rest for a minute!
On the other hand, I really have to admire all the stuff you’ve gotten done. When I get a day off, I prefer to do nothing (which explains the shortage of socks and clean dishes around here). Every once in a while, though, I have just a productive “day off” and it feels good at the end of it to know how much I’ve accomplished.
By the way, I agree with the “mmmmm brownies” comment!

posted by Liar Liar

on 10/18 at 05:01 AM

cocktail: liquid cocaine