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This is another one from the ol’ mailbag. A blonde joke, so… be ready for that.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman.”
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on 04/02 at 07:17 AM
on 04/02 at 04:07 PM
Similar, but different!
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
“What does it look like?” she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It